So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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