Cold hands, warm shart.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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