Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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