chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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