I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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