great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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