It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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