I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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