I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I could make wine with my vomit
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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