This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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