Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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