I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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