What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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