You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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