There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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