Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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