Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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