what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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