You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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