I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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