her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I am one with the molecules
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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