i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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