Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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