How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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