when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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