I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my sisters under your porch take her home
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
