i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
