Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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