So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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