I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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