Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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