white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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