he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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