ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you never un-have a 4some
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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