The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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