I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Dear god my vagina.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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