Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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