I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
