So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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