your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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