i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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