Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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