I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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