scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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