If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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