She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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