You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
