need another drink. this is the easiest way
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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