Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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