Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Holy shit dude........stairs
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