I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
