it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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